Mr. (for he is no longer Dr.) von and zu Guttenberg had his past catch up with him in the last couple of weeks, as it was revealed that he had largely plagiarised his Ph.D thesis. Plagiarism is the cardinal sin of academic life, akin to incest or cannibalism in the social world, and it generally sinks the plagiarist into an irredeemably dishonourable position. Mr. Guttenberg copied, stole, and used public funds to have others do his work for him. All this, one presumes, because of Germany’s social reality that places the intellectual elite in a position of greater esteem than its old monied and plutocratic class. It was useful and desirable for this man of very old blue blood to gain this most modern title, which not too long ago might have been considered vulgar. The only trouble was that Mr. Guttenberg seems to have been incapable of actually achieving such a distinction, so in the best tradition of politicians, he found a way to get what he wanted despite the obvious barriers.
Politicians cheat and lie: it’s what they are for and we should not be surprised that they do it. The good ones simply don’t get caught. There is such a thing, however, even among the political movers and shakers, as honour among thieves. I come from a culture where a man caught red-handed must hold up his hands and say ‘it’s a fair cop’, and take the consequences. It is the natural result of getting caught. Once the game is up, the game is up. No one would want to heap dishonour upon dishonour. Yet Mr. Guttenberg chose to fall on his sword and resign only after he had been practically pushed onto his blade by the collective outcry of the German academic community.
At first he and his Chancellor, who has never swerved in her public support of the guilty party, maintained a line of argument that disassociated the academic dishonour from the public role he held. Such pedantic demarcations do not wash, for public life is about character, and Mr. Guttenberg was found to be lacking in that department. Uncovered as a fraud, dishonoured, and soundly mocked for the pretentiousness of his conspicuous blue-bloodedness, of course his position as a Minister was immediately untenable. He should have resigned at the earliest opportunity: it is the only way back from political scandal. Having failed to do this, he proved himself thoroughly unmanly into the bargain, and his career now lies in tatters. Mrs. Merkel has been embarrassed by association and looks a little less manly herself.
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There should be a lesson learned here. Politicians insult the intelligence of the voters all the time. They would do well to remember that it is better not to insult the intelligence of those voters who have actually made careers out of being intelligent. No other group is so motivated by the smell of blood in the water.